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If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no. -- Peter's The Evil Overlord List
I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks. -- Peter's The Evil Overlord List
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes.
All I remember is that it was the best conversation I've never had - doogster
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